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Advice

Audio Recordings, Personal Growth / tagged Humor / May 12, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Here's a tool box filled with tools

Good sense and good advice
on diet, exercise, and such
which I find that I seldom use

so I'm passing them on to you

Marhesha’s Dream

Audio Recordings, Personal Growth, Relationships / tagged Adversity, Dreams, Humor, Learning / May 11, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

She opens a door
into a huge domed stadium filled with men
women and children, in costumes of all the ages
She knows that they are all there for her
to set up any drama at any time
to learn any lesson she needs to learn

She closes the door
and walks down the corridor

Another door to a storage closet
Inside big barrels labeled
"Plot Thickner"

Clothes

Audio Recordings / tagged God, Humor, Knowledge, Nudity / April 25, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

It's true the emperor has no clothes
but what does God wear

Born in his image might be a clue
though hardly a power suit it's true

And since he knows and sees all
seems reasonable we will as well

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Fairies in the Garden

Audio Recordings, String Too Short To Save / tagged Humor, Wash Day / April 24, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Fairies in the Garden
when the day is new

Washing their undies
in the dew

Faith in the Afterlife

Audio Recordings, String Too Short To Save / tagged Faith, Humor / April 16, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Faith in the Afterlife

Burial suit
with two pairs of pants

The Eddie Arnold Kitchen Collection

Audio Recordings, Cattle, Ranch Life, String Too Short To Save / tagged Humor, Music / February 15, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Old Sappy Love Song

Audio Recordings, Nostalgia / tagged Humor, Love, Valentine / February 13, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Heart
carved in
a maple tree
weeps sweet in memory

Sisyphus in Winter

Audio Recordings, String Too Short To Save / tagged Burden, Humor, mythology / January 5, 2023 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

It was easier with a stone
this snowball keeps growing — It was easier with a stone this snowball keeps growing

Thelma and Louise on Garden Tractors

Audio Recordings / tagged Humor, Pathos, Politics, Religion, Women's rights / November 17, 2022 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

Thelma and Louise
on garden tractors heading for the irrigation ditch

Thelma and Louise
tired of the praying at and preying on
are running from the suburbs hell bent for leather

Running from the suburbs
with a posse of protestants hot on their tails
gun racks on their riding mowers big iron on their hips
firing commandments and amendments with fifty shot clips

We’ve seen the movie before, we know how it ends

A Funny Story

Audio Recordings, Family, Remembering / tagged Childhood, Humor / October 5, 2022 / by neil_2015_wordpress@neilmeili.com

In the dream I say to brother Wally

You’re going to have to tell the story
or the milk I drank way back then
is going to come out my nose again

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Ken Christopher on War WoundsNovember 12, 2024
So true, the barbed wire 👍🏼
Niece Karen on Quaking in the AtticOctober 23, 2024
Perfect metaphor - you captured me perfectly!
Ken Christopher on God is Getting OnOctober 22, 2024
Anger contained in love
Murray on Feels of the Farm – FlaxOctober 15, 2024
Now that's vintage knowledge Neil!!!! Hope you're feeling much better. Your poem would suggest you are!!
Ken Christopher on Fowl SupperSeptember 22, 2024
Wonderful poem Neil

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